I need help removing her.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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