the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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