She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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