It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
