i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
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