why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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