whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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