operation have a gay friend backfired
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
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Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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