I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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