we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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