So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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