hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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