do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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