Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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