is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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