If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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