so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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