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we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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