it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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