Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
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She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
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I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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