I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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