i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Life is so much better after having sex.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Less talking, more tequila
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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