Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
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and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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