please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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