every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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