Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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