Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
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I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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