You're completely useless in the revolution.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
