do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Life is so much better after having sex.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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