i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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