It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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