she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
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