I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
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