He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
honey bunches of taint.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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