just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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