Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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