I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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