Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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