Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Drunk is not a location!
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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