I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
