I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
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all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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