I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.