a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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