I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Houston, we have a squirter
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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