Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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