Where is the hickey?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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