Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
