i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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