i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
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True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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