talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
