I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
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Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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