it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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