I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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